Waffle Recipe, or: How The West Was Won.

"anonsagainstanonymous" (anonsagainstanonymous) 06/02/2014 at 13:23 • Filed to: oppo kitchen

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Recipe stolen from the Norwegian Seamen's Church. (Contains no actual Seamen)

Time to make some fucking waffles!

Stuff you need:

3 eggs
130ml sugar
454ml milk
75 g butter
100ml soured cream or creme fraiche
500ml self-raising flour
a bit of vanilla
A tiny bit of cardamom if you like that sort of thing.

Whip eggs and sugar together.

Melt the butter in your unicorn mug of choice and mix the rest of the ingredients together.

Oooh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Just gotta let it settle for a bit before you make waffles out of it.

Meanwhile, let's squish some berries to put on them!

Take some frozen strawbs. Yeah, that's right. I said FROZEN STRAWBERRIES.

Run them through your blender that may or may not have been used since the actual seventies.

Shit shit shit. Smoke is not supposed to come out of here! (Imagine smoke in picture)

Exit house.

Car.

Store.

Second Attempt

Strawberry porn. Add sugar to taste.

Time to fire up the waffle iron! Remember to butter the iron, so the batter doesn't stick.

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ddavidn > anonsagainstanonymous 06/02/2014 at 13:26

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Awesome. Normal measurements!

For Sweden > anonsagainstanonymous 06/02/2014 at 13:28

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That's a crêpe, Anglo scum. That's what you get for listening to Norwegians.

For Sweden > ddavidn 06/02/2014 at 13:28

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454ml milk

Normal measurements

anonsagainstanonymous > For Sweden 06/02/2014 at 13:31

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These are crêpes, you uneducated deserter.

anonsagainstanonymous > For Sweden 06/02/2014 at 13:32

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Oi! I had to convert that from gallons.

ddavidn > For Sweden 06/02/2014 at 13:32

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That is sort of an odd (even) number...

Frank Grimes > For Sweden 06/02/2014 at 13:33

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How many hogs heads is this?

Frank Grimes > anonsagainstanonymous 06/02/2014 at 13:34

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I just now realized I need a mug exactly like that.

For Sweden > anonsagainstanonymous 06/02/2014 at 13:38

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That's lefse and everyone knows it.

For Sweden > Frank Grimes 06/02/2014 at 13:39

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Hopefully lots, because I like wine and beer.

anonsagainstanonymous > For Sweden 06/02/2014 at 13:41

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WHAT!? WHATWHATWHAT?! This is a lefse:

Completely different animal altogether.

CalzoneGolem > anonsagainstanonymous 06/02/2014 at 13:54

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Your waffle iron makes pretty waffles. This is my go to waffle recipe : Waffles of Insane Greatness

anonsagainstanonymous > Frank Grimes 06/02/2014 at 14:02

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https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid…
0.00190371606 hogshead

anonsagainstanonymous > CalzoneGolem 06/02/2014 at 14:03

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My waffle iron says thank you. Those waffles sound insanely great.

Jagvar > anonsagainstanonymous 06/02/2014 at 14:07

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Don't you mean desserter?

Mattbob > Jagvar 06/02/2014 at 14:14

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you're on fire today.

Jagvar > Mattbob 06/02/2014 at 14:15

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I tried to find 10 more really good puns that made me laugh...

...but no pun in 10 did.

Mattbob > anonsagainstanonymous 06/02/2014 at 14:20

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For the 'Muricans here:

3 eggs

1/2 cup sugar

1.9 cups milk

2.6 ounces sugar (why sugar by weight?) Butter

1/2 cup sour cream

2.1 cups self raising flour

anonsagainstanonymous > Mattbob 06/02/2014 at 14:22

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fuck! Not sugar for the last one. Butter!

Cé hé sin > For Sweden 06/02/2014 at 15:05

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454 ml is a pint. Not in America, mind.

Cé hé sin > For Sweden 06/02/2014 at 15:09

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If it was being made i Sverige you'd be adding cinnamon of course. Everything seems to go with cinnamon there.